Name: December is for Cynics (originally by the Matches)
Duration: P00H03M27S
Description: Figured I'd celebrate Xmas by covering one of my favorite bands, the Matches! Enjoy my one-man-band rendition of their song "December is for Cynics"!

December is for Cynics (originally by the Matches)

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Figured I'd celebrate Xmas by covering one of my favorite bands, the Matches! Enjoy my one-man-band rendition of their song "December is for Cynics"!

lyrics

Black frames to stare out
Mod lang slang to wear out
Scoff at squares in sweaters
Ho ho ho, we're so much better

Used is the new black
*Socials* are the new crack
Mocking carols that we hate
Damn, it's easy being great

So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let's get high on art supplies and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it's too easy being great

I brought you a bottle of wine full
Of flowers and this vinyl
I know we both made it clear
No stupid presents this year
But snopes.com said if you play
Strawberry fields the wrong way
You can hear Lennon's ghost say

(Slacol eht dellik lhad nov e)
I buried Paul

So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let's go buy some take out and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it's too easy being great

So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let's just try to sleep late and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it's too easy being

So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let's get by on Nyquil and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it's too easy being great

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released December 2, 2021
"December is for Cynics" written by The Matches
All parts performed by Ryan Weil
Produced, mixed, and mastered by Ryan Weil at Weilhouse Productions, NJ
Keith Leming shown in cover art, edited by Ryan Weil

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